•unfortunately , fortunately•

[0obunnny0o]

Fortunately,he kicked the robbers a** got his money and extra mrgreen  

[Hamsterliciousness]

Unfortunately, the money turned out to be counterfeit and the other stuff he got was stolen from him.  

[0obunnny0o]

Fortunately,he alredy had paied the hotel person room help ,food, befor the othere thing were stolen.  

[Sleepy_Tuna_FIsh]

Unfortunately, he was shipped off to the nearest prison for using counterfeit money.  

[die kleine Fee]

Fortunately that prison was very comfortable and had good food.

 

[music_girlie]

unfortunately, the prison had a lot of nasty guards  

[Ozraptor]

Fortunately, he did not get molested by the inmates  

[music_girlie]

Unfortunately, they moved you to another cell containing rapists...  

[Ozraptor]

Fortunately you were wearing your Anti-Rape(tm) Undies.  

[Muted_Nightingale]

Unfortunately, you weren't wearing your anti-rape socks. 0.o  

[music_girlie]

Fortunately they said "Opps, Wrong cell...next one..."  

[RoxyGirl808]

Unfortunately, the other cell contained *****....  

[music_girlie]

Fortunately, they were all being released that day  

[nomoishiix]

Unfortunetely, more were comming in.  

[AngelQueen74567]

fortunately, you get released that same day