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 Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:27 pm
mori: Go die in the depths of tamaki's mind and slowly go insane.
O.o
Haruhi: Forget schoolwork,housework,and prices! Lets going shopping for clothes that hide nothing of my body!
Kyouya: Haruhi! Why won't you please your dad with a hug?!
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:02 pm
Kyouya = Uh......hey, guys? I'm broke. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:52 am
Kyoya: You know, I think we should change the school uniform to pink... and only pink... it would go so well with my eyes...
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:32 am
haruhi- tamaki sempai is not just someone i kno, he's just my ENEMY *narrows eyes*
tamaki- haruhi, i hate you, get out of my life
kyouya- i have enough merits, lets all work to get demerits. in other words, lets just sit here and do nothing!!!!!
mori- yesterday, mitsukuni ate ten whole cakes, and then he played with usa-chan for another 3hours before going for a 6hour nap. (mori talking this much is something that he wouldnt do)
hunny- usa-chan wants to eat my cake? no way! this is MY cake, i dont cake whether ur my favourite usa-chan or not!!!
hikaru- kaoru, why are we playing this stupid 'guess who is hikaru?' game? why does it hav to be me, why can't it be you kaoru!!!!!
kaoru- hikaru, you're an idiot, i seriously hate you! in my future life, i'll make sure that i never dye my hair PINK like SOMEONE did..... it'll be the worse!!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:59 am
Tamaki: Kyoya, let's get married!
Kyoya: YES I WILL MARRY YOU! Let's go to Hawaii for our honeymoon.
Haruhi: Tamaki, I thought you loved me! My father's abandoning me!!! WAAAHH!!!
Hunny: NO! I REFUSE TO EAT THIS CAKE IF TAMA-CHAN AND KYO-CHAN ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Hikaru: Sorry Haruhi, I'm giving up on you and going for Mori-senpai now.
Kaoru: Sorry Hikaru, but Mori's already agreed to marry me.
Mori: Ah yes, we're going to go to Rome, for our honeymoon, isn't that right dear?
[Nekozawa-senpai and Kirimi enter]
Nekozawa-senpai: Ah this room is so bright, isn't this wonderful Kirimi?
Kirimi: AHHH THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!!!
[Renge pops out of nowhere]
Renge: Hey guys I've finally have stopped being an otaku and am now going back to France.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:36 pm
Alright I'll do it (the first 2 were EXTREMELY funny to me, so...also a small spoiler sort of for Haruhi.)
Tamaki: UGH, HARUHI. You are so mean and nasty so I'm gonna be with Kyouya now.
Haruhi: Tamaki, I.... I.....oh screw this, I WANNA CHOKE YOU AND PULL YOUR BRAINS OUT. D<
Kyouya: ... "I AM VERY SPECIAL CAUSE THERES ONLY ONE OF ME, LOOK AT MY SMILE I'M SO DARN HAPPY THE PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF MEEE~" 8D
Hikaru: Ohmigawd Kaoru, you are such an IDIOT! WHY do I have you as a BROTHER? I can't BELIEVE IT.
Kaoru: You know, Hikaru.... LET'S GET SOME SHOEZ. 8D
Hunny: ... I have learned the error of my ways, and I'm now gonna focus on Judo, not eat any swets, thow Usa-chan in a fire, and.... *takes off wig and costume to reveal black hair covering his eyes and black clothes* ... I'm gonna be emo
Mori: OHMIGAAAAAAAWWWWDDDD. WE NEED CHEESE. I'M CRAAAVING THE NEED TO FALL DOWN STAIRS-- ew get away from me Hunny.
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:27 pm
Kyouya: money isn't everything
Kyouya: the best things in life are free
Tamaki: You know what? screw Haruhi. I'm moving to France and marrying Eclair.
Tamaki: Mommy, I'm leaving the Host Club to become a permanent member of the Black Magic Club with my new best friend, Nekozawa.
Tamaki:Isn't Beezelnef cute? I want one!
Hunny: Cake is bad for me. I'm going to start eating tofu from now on.
Mori:....Go away, Mitsukuni. I never want to see you again.
Kaoru/Hikaru: Hikaru/Kaoru sucks. I'm ashamed to call myself his twin! *wears a paper bag over his head* *not jokingly like in episode 5*
Haruhi:I think I'm going to transfer to St. Lobelia's and join the Zuka Club.
Haruhi: Sorry, Tamaki, but I'm in love with Hikaru *unfortunately, we all know it will never happen....so sad*
Haruhi(to Tamaki): Daddy! Come give your favorite daughter a hug!
Renge: Wow! You're an otaku?....that's pathetic. You really have no life.
Nekozawa:I like bright lights and sparkles and rainbows and unicorns. The dark is scawyy *cowers*
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:30 pm
lol. sorry, just thought of another one for Kyouya.
Kyouya: You guys? I'm leaving the Host Club to marry Renge so that we can make a live action version of Uki Doki Memorial.
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:37 pm
KimCare Hikaru/Kaoru (at an IHOP) maple syrup?! NEVER touched the stuff! this is fantastic ^^ oh, the twins and their love of maple syrup razz
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:06 pm
any host excluding haruhi,"umm can I borrow some money?I'm broke..."
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:25 pm
Renge: Please, who needs Video games! Who needs Haruhi! ALL I NEED IS TAMAKI!!! *fan girl dance around Tamaki*
Haruhi: WAHAHAHAH! I AM THE NEW KING OF THE HOST CLUB! *throws Tamaki out the window*
Hunny: ARGH! I HATE YOU USA-CHAN! AND I HATE YOU CAKE!!! I'M GOING TO BECOME A REAL MAN NOW!!!
Mori: Tamaki.... For the last two books... I've been in love with you. ((O.e sorry I just always wanted to hear Mori confess his undying love for tamaki! XD ))
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:49 pm
Hunny: And everyone died horrably. The end!
Mori: Have you ever seen Tamaki with green hair? He looks like a house plant...
Haruhi: I will eat your soul!
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:29 am
Hunny: Grrr....
Mori: What's wrong with the cake monster this time? stare
Hunny: I DON'T WANT TO EAT THIS CRAP ANYMORE!!! *throws cake*
Kyoya: Haruhi you don't have to worry about your debt anymore, I have paid it all off for you! biggrin
Tamaki: Excellent! Now we can FINALLY get rid of her! xp
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:55 pm
Kyoya: "You know what! **** this! Let's just go out and have some fun y'all! And buy! Buy Lot's of stuff with my money!
Tamaki: You know what *looks at self in mirror* I'm not the beautiful anyway... Maybe I should try emo
Kaoru: You know what haruhi
HAruhi: Yo dog wot up?
Kaoru: I'm going to kill Hikaru...
Haruhi: Okay Homie! I get some my dogs and we go out to do to night yo!
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:20 pm
hunny- You know what haruhi? **** you!!!
haruhi- I'll kill u mother****ing *****es!!!!!!!
usually those 2 dont cuss a lot sweatdrop
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