Magical Soda Machine

[all_winters_eve]

gets charged with multiple counts of murder

inserts evidence  

[FalCatrecon]

Gets away scott free

inserts evil  

[all_winters_eve]

gets me O.O'

inserts scream  

[FalCatrecon]

gets a laugh

inserts an old radio show  

[wifiscihifi]

gets ear infection
inserts Qtip  

[all_winters_eve]

gets an old radio

inserts a bug  

[FalCatrecon]

gets a broken computer

inserts floppy disk  

[wifiscihifi]

gets a virus
inserts bug repelent  

[all_winters_eve]

gets burning eyes

inserts couch  

[wifiscihifi]

gets a break from game
inserts cold beer  

[FalCatrecon]

gets drunk

inserts wine  

[all_winters_eve]

get grapes

inserts tobacco  

[wifiscihifi]

gets cancer
inserts lawsuit  

[sleepinglink]

gets a wine cooler
inserts a salmon of a doubt  

[FalCatrecon]

gets a trout of confusion

inserts a tear