whos line was it anyway?

[Johnny Paranoid]

well, i'll put one up then...

"Hey Stu, your rent's due, ********! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs s**t on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same damn thing."  

[Malheureux]

Johnny Paranoid

"Hey Stu, your rent's due, ********! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs s**t on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same damn thing."

The landlord - Coming To America

Quote:

You're an a*****e. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an a*****e, but it's very counter-productive.

 

[Daltana]

it's from Hancock

Quote:

Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk

 

[Johnny Paranoid]

UHF

"Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?"  

[peachsnapz]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, awesome movie


An explanation? Jesus Christ, dad! An explanation? Look at me! Look at you. You know about this and you didn't tell me?  

[Johnny Paranoid]

Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf

"How many times do I have to say it?! Please don’t shoot at the nuclear weapons!!"  

[Daltana]

There is a real similar line from Broken Arrow and it's the best I could find.

Quote:

Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

Here's mine

Quote:

Man in funny hat:"Sorry, but am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull inside of that ball for bowling?"
Woman with bag in lap:"No, the guy at the pro shop did it."

 

[Johnny Paranoid]

Hank Azaria and Jannine Garaffolo in Mystery Men

"Oh, that knife!"

 

[NotoriousBettieRage]

Alec Baldwin in The Shadow

Vegi Vegi Vegi...YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD MONKEY!  

[Johnny Paranoid]

ByakkoOfNight

Alec Baldwin in The Shadow

Vegi Vegi Vegi...YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD MONKEY!

Bill Murray in Ghostbusters II

"Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead."  

[Malheureux]

Johnny Paranoid

"Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead."

High Fidelity

Quote:

Please, don't grovel, it's embarrasing. I'm not like that anymore. I'm a good guy now. Didn't you see the first movie?

 

[Johnny Paranoid]

Quote:

Please, don't grovel, it's embarrasing. I'm not like that anymore. I'm a good guy now. Didn't you see the first movie?

David Spade as the voice of "Kuzco" in The Emperor's New Groove 2: Kronk's New Groove

Quote:

"Hey, look friend, let's just cut the s**t. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm ******** and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm ******** and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm ******** class="clear">

[babyshinobi]

Its so definately Riggs in Leathal Weapon


QUOTE:
"No! Hey NO! What did I just say? Did I say there was a petting zoo in your basement? NOooo! There are ______ in your basement!"
"What?!.. this basement??!"
"YESSS this basement!! If it were in the next door neighbours basement I wouldn't give a s**t!"  

[Johnny Paranoid]

Matthew Lillard and Tony Shalhoub in Thir13en Ghosts

"Who wants a beard?"
"Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"  

[Azred Crimlean]

Johnny Depp, Charlie and the Choco Factory

Quote:

Aha! So we've established my proposal is standard principle now we're just haggling over a price!

Price? *pruut*

(I love this whole scene)