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 Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:29 am
Granted. Your entire house fills up with rice so there's no air space left and you die of asphyxiation.
I wish I had the 4th item already.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:07 pm
Granted. It's a purple re-color of the Flame Shirt.
I wish my paycheck would come in, already.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:08 pm
Granted, you're fired for a frame-up that's impossible to prove wrong, and you've received your last check.
I wish someone was online to atempt to Skype with.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:28 am
Granted, but your mother board fries right before you get the chance to talk.
I wish that my chest would stop breaking out.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:59 am
Granted, but you get an incurable rash on your tender bits. It itches like ******** and you scratch your nuts off. Literally.
I wish for more wishes to be destroyed.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:57 am
Granted. However, the mods deem you unworthy of posting in this thread ever again, so you can no longer contribute. :U
I wish I had a modded PSP so I could play FF8 on it...
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:16 pm
Granted, but Adam steals it from you. Actually he has that what you are talking about already. :3
I wish I was an Oscar-Myer Weiner.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:25 pm
Granted but you are gorily devoured by Ythan.
I wish I could sing.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:55 pm
granted, but then you get a thinger on your vocal cords and it hurts. >:
I wish I didn't have to do nursing practical.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:08 pm
Granted. A few years down the line, you suddenly find yourself in a predicament that would've avoided tragedy had you participated in the practice run.
I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:10 pm
granted, it's Tuesday. >: forever.
I wish they hadn't moved practical up half an hour.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:52 pm
Granted. Instead, they decided to FIRE YOU. D:
I wish time moved a bit faster.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:57 pm
Zelkiiro Granted. Instead, they decided to FIRE YOU. D: I wish time moved a bit faster. bushy makes ur wishy grants BUT NOW U SMELL LIKE MAH BUTT
BUSHY WANTS A THING FOR DOING THINGS.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:49 pm
Granted, but your doing things for things breaks in a doing thins for things action.
I wish for world peace. o:
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:50 pm
Granted. All the free love results in everyone having AIDS and dying horribly.
I wish I had moar chips. :[
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