Twilight

[Kitsters]

Facts smile
1: Vampires can't go in the sun,and he does all the time.
2: He smiles! Wtf boy vampire SMILES SWEETLY?!
3: Twilight is not gay, because i agree, it is offensive to call something gay.
4: How the ******** is he "hot?" in anyway?
5: Bella is a stupid name.
6: Edward is a stupid name.
7: I would rather makeout with a hobo than Edward.
8: I hate twilight
9: It's offensive to vampires.
10: HE SPARKLES!!! What kind of vampire sparkles?  

[Norly Srsly]

ruff puppy1

Facts smile
1: Vampires can't go in the sun,and he does all the time.
2: He smiles! Wtf boy vampire SMILES SWEETLY?!
3: Twilight is not gay, because i agree, it is offensive to call something gay.
4: How the ******** is he "hot?" in anyway?
5: Bella is a stupid name.
6: Edward is a stupid name.
7: I would rather makeout with a hobo than Edward.
8: I hate twilight
9: It's offensive to vampires.
10: HE SPARKLES!!! What kind of vampire sparkles? [/quote

Your my new best friend.. biggrin

 

[Harley91594]

The books were okay, I guess. But the movie was horrible. The actors are not good at acting. They should be, that's their job! Anyway, the Twilight craze is annoying. People either had never heard of the book or thought it was a fat book with a stupid apple on the cover. Now that the movie is out you see fan girls squealing and falling in love with Edward, a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! So annoying. scream  

[Rotted_Flesh]

the only thing i got from Twilight was the urge to take a dump on Edwards chest =D  

[xXHopless RomanceXx]

Twilight is terrible.

1. Edward is creepy. He's what 100 and some years old? And she's what 17 in the first book?
2. Jacob is a *****. He "imprints" on Bella's baby! That's not love!
3. Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE!
4. Bella is a mary-sue. Her only flaw is that she's clumsy and that only made her seem more "cute".
5. The entire series tries to disproves nearly EVERY part of Vampire mythology.
6. They claim to be vegitarians yet they drink animal blood. Wtf?
7. Too many insaine fan-girls. I've seen people get PHYSICLY HURT over that book. I kid you not.

Also this just sums it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQCFlXzKbM8  

[Shino Babie]

they could have picted a better actor for bella. u can see she is acting, she puts no fellings into any thing at all!!!!  

[Undead Superstar]

twilight is ******** gay...all its fans are ******** emos who deserve to be drug behind a woodshed and loaded full of buckshot  

[Cinna-it]

- P O K E - Remo

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Twilight is a crap movie. Look at Edward. He's a monster! Because he SPARKLES! What vampire ******** sparkles? None.

Okay, first: Did she ever see a vampire? How the hell is she supposed to know their nature? I mean, they could be HUGE bats for all I care.

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It is physically impossible to be a vegetarian vampire. There is no such thing as plant blood, thus-no such thing as a vegetarian vampire. It is physically impossible. That makes NO SENSE to me.

If she was smart and actullay listened to what Edward said, then she would know that he had said that they were like vegetarian vampires. He never said anything about actually being a vegetarian. It's called a simile.

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No one would subject themselves to the horrors of high school over and over and OVER again. I'm talking to you, Cullen kids.

She knows she liked high school. I mean, who doesnt? Just because we had to do work doesnt mean we cant enjoy school. I do.

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A 100-year old virgin forever cursed to look like a 17 year old boy that sparkles in the sunlight is not "haawwtt" unless of course, you are a catholic preist.

To her it might not be 'haawwtt'. But to me it is ^^.
And how does she know he was a virgin? Heck, there couldve been other women in Edwards life.

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Who wants to read a love story where the boy wants to eat the girl?

Let's see. Tons of people. And he doesnt 'eat' her. At first he wants to drink her blood.

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Bella and Edward's love is not healthy. It's obsession. Sneaking into someone's room to watch someone while they sleep is called STALKING, kids.

Okay, first: It's kinda sweet that it is an obsession. Do you? Someone being obsessed with you. Love.
Second: She knows she does the same.
[[But really, he can't stay away from her. I can understand that. It's sweet. And that was only in the first few chapters of the first book. After that, she knew he was there.]]

Stupid twilight fan trying to defend what some people seem to think is literature.
Don't forget: What happens when all those teenage girls have their periods?

_Loyal-Lilly_

Everyone, please go visit the Anti-Twilight Guide! I HIGHLY recomend it!!!!!!!!!! I'm a member.

I'm in that guild! It's the best! xd  

[iCosmicDemon]

Twilight must die  

[rappace]

Twilight is soooo gay...i mean what self respecting vampire would want to sparkle i mean im sure they would rather burn and die than sparkle... =.=  

[angel sk8r XD]

SkullPrincess_01

I think TWILIGHT! iz an awesome movie i mean who doesn't want to be a fast, strong,and kool VAMPIRE!!!(lolz)
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLEZ OUT THERE THINK ABOUT twilight!!!
byez...4 now

he fukin sparkels real vampires dont sparkle lets see

1. he lives in the forest

2.he sparkels

3. he doesnt eat ppl

fase it hes a fairy  

[xXRadon572Xx]

TWILIGHT is another reason why the Jonas brothers are still ALIVE. Kill Twilight, and the Johoes end up drying out. THEN snipe them and the cast of twilight AND new moon AND eclipse AND FOR GOD'S SAKE BREAKING DAWN. Now, who wants to go first? *pulls out sniper rifle*  

[xXRadon572Xx]

Rotted_Flesh

the only thing i got from Twilight was the urge to take a dump on Edwards chest =D

Nah, more like light him up on fire, then piss him out saying "You like that b***h? It tastes like your movie huh you little retarted piece of crap.  

[Norly Srsly]

Let me put this straight.
Twilight=Retarded. I mean, look at my signature. It's edawrd in stickfigure form.  

[Dances while_she waIks]

The movie sucked a**.
Be smart and read the book.
Its so much better that you will not be a fan of the gay a** movie again. thank you good bye