Hijack someones wish, or take it and make it worse.

[Shacharit]

wish granted, but you forgot the wish. I wish that i had super powers.  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but the dumb us militay felt thretan and killed you

i wish that i could suffer prometheus torment

thes was prometheus just in case you dont know  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Wish granted, but it starts eating other organs and they don't regenerate.

I wish I was hanging out with Benny.. xp  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but benny got annoyed and shot you

i wish for a foot ball  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Aw man, that sucks...D= Granted, but it has a massive hole in it.
I wish I wasn't hungry  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but then you got thirsty

i wish we were all haning out in real life  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Granted, but we ended up with no money for anything else...(probably true actually XD)
I wish people weren't such prats...  

[sephie_kun]

i wouldnt care about the money a park would be nice

wish granted but you were

iwish i knew what prats ment  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Granted, but you have to deal with a bunch of them XD
I wish I could think of a wish that I won't forget  

[Neo Bahamut 95]

Wish granted but now you can't get it out of your head.
I wish it would stop raining.  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Granted but there was a drought.
I wish I had a wish fish  

[Farfellion Rincrick]

Wish granted, but the fish died due to lack of special wish fish water. biggrin
I wish I could live with my beloved Nikku-kun. heart  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but niku-kun got tierd of you and killed you

i wish i had a fish  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Wish granted, but it was dead, smealt bad and was un-eatable.
I wish I could put time forward 2 and a half hours =/ (no more, no less)  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but there was the best party in theworld at you house that lasted 2 1/2 hours and you missed it

i wish i didnt have to go away