Crush My Wish

[Boysenbari]

Granted, but after many walls you've walked through, you suddenly lose your powers and get stuck in a certain wall. You have to get yourself broken out of the wall with a wrecking ball, and you're killed in the process.

I wish I wasn't shy.  

[Guardioz]

Granted but you become even more of a social outcast and fall into a deep depression.
I wish for some one who i could talk to about things i like that isn't huggy.  

[Boysenbari]

Granted, but you soon find no one, so you stick with Bari. ( ;D )

I wish I were immortal.  

[Saint Tobias]

Wish granted, but you have to look like the thing in your sig.

I wish I was a vampire.  

[Guardioz]

granted but you soon find the blood of humans distasteful so you start to drink the blood of other vampires and end up being executed before the eyes of the families of the ppl you killed.
i wish for immortality for my friends and family.  

[ilinks]

granted but you get lonely and they all move away
my wish is to jump on a bed  

[Saint Tobias]

granted, but you have to live the rest of your life as a leaf.

I wish you wouldnt crush my wish.  

[Guardioz]

Granted but someone comes and crushes it long after i leave.
I wish i could travel anywhere i wanted to without having to pay for anything.  

[ilinks]

granted but you get sick every time you get on a airplane
my wish is to be nicer than i'm aready am  

[6 gun quota]

Granted, but you are so nice that no one want to hang out with you.

I wish I could fly.  

[ilinks]

Granted,but duck hunters shoot you down
my wish is to be able to see all the kenshin episodes  

[Little_Missy_Cowgirl]

wish granted but when you fly you loose one year of life!

I wish I had a cute sweet nice adorable non biting puppy!  

[Guardioz]

granted your new dog ends up becoming a huge monster and bite you head off!
I wish for some food!  

[6 gun quota]

Granted, but all of it is bologna

I wish my wish to be cruched  

[Guardioz]

granted but the person behind me heals your wound and leave you all alone!

i wish i had a really strong friendship within a rich family that doesn't give me things out of sympathy.