Why I Killed You

[Ontelligent]

Because that was a really lame reason.

 

[Cerebral Perception]

I killed you because I don't give a damn!  

[Ontelligent]

Haha alright. Because I can't see your whole face!

 

[Cerebral Perception]

I kill you because I don't want to show my whole face.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

My demon butler killed you because I ordered him to. Why? Who cares.  

[KBiT]

I killed you because, while us Robots are natural Dragon Slayers, we also occasionally dabble in Vampire Slaying  

[Princess Zelda21]

I killed you on accident...  

[jhanez]

I killed you because I was attracted to the full moon  

[KBiT]

A Fluff! *Uses maxed out zOMG ring*
Oh, it was just a plushy; my bad Jhanez  

[jhanez]

Actually it's not just a plushy that's why I'm holding it so it won't get away  

[KBiT]

Alright; rather than kill you, I just let you off with a warning for carrying around a dangerous Animated  

[Ontelligent]

I killed you because I still hate those shoes you're wearing.

 

[333sama333]

I killed you for repeating yourself! X3  

[jhanez]

I killed you 'cause you're cute xd  

[ItsStillSuppie]

The Dark Mistress leaned into your ear and whispered....

I killed you cause you threatened my mom.(Fake things okay?)

...and then She melted slowly into the shadows.