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Lol I'll ******** you up in a good way. wink

Sorry for the delay!

Before I begin, I dedicate this song to you, Mord, my love! So heartwarming, ja?

The song I stole is "What is this feeling" from Wicked. I'm too lazy to give you a link.

Mord is Glinda/Galinda, and Dan is Elphaba. I was going to make Mord Elphaba, but Elphaba is ugly and... Ozians love you. xD

Mord:
Dearest, darlingest momsie and popsicle

Dan:
My dear father

Dan and Mord:
There's been some confusion over rooming her at Shiz,

Dan:
But of course I'll care for Nessa (wut)

Mord:
But of course I'll rise above it

Dan and Mord:
for I know that's how you'd want me to respond,
yes, there's been some confusion for you
see my room mate is...

Mord:
unusually and exceedingly peculiar and
altogether quite impossible to describe...

Dan:
Blonde. (LIES)

Mord:
What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Dan:
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

Mord:
my pulse is rushing

Dan:
my head is reeling

Mord:
my face is flushing

Dan and Mord:
what is this feeling
Fervid as a flame,
does it have a name?
Yeeeeaaaaa-aaaaaaah!
loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!

Mord:
for your face.

Dan:
Your voice!

Mord:
Your clothing!

Mord and Dan:
lets just say I loathe it all.
Every little trait however small,
makes my very flesh begin to crawl, with simple utter loathing
there's a strange exilhiration in such total
detestation. It's so pure so strong
though i do admit it came on fast
still i do believe that it can last
and i will be loathing,
loathing you my whole life long

Oz people:
Dear Galinda you are just too good
how do you stand it i dont think i could
she's a terror she's a tartar we dont mean to show a bias
but Galinda you're a martyr.

Mord:
Well, these things are sent to try us...

Ozian peoples:
Poor Galinda forced to reside
with someone so disgusticified
we just want to tell you we're all on your side!
we share your

Ozian people, Mord, Dan:
Loathing, What is this feeling so
unadulterated loathing sudden and new felt the
for her face moment I laid eyes on
her voice you,my pulse is
her clothing rushing my head is
lets just say reeling
WE LOATHE IT ALL!
Oh what is this feeling?
every little trait however
small makes our very flesh does it have a name
begin to crawl yes, ahhhh
Loathing
Loathing
There's a strange
exhiliration
Loathing
In such total
detestation
Loathing
It's so pure so strong
So strong

Dan and Mord:
Though I do admit it came on fast
still I do believe that it can last and I will be
The Ozian people, Mord, Dan:
Loathing Loathing for forever
Loathing Loathing
truly deeply loathing
Loathing you you
my whole life long
loathing, unadulterated ******** YOU, b***h! ('Kay, that's not in the song, but whatever xD)

oh baby! Shitgun I love you! lol im so ******** drunk right now

talk dirty to me baby!

I'm so musical crazed right now, lol.

Hmm, I'm gonna write a pantoum. In a moment.

I LEIK HUGZ. 8D Damn, I wish I was old enough to drink because then we'd be having happy drunk fun!

Anyway, here is my outstandingly shitty try at a pantoum about Mord. I failed so hard. xD But at least I had fun! Maybe I should compare you to food or something, lol.

Mord is ******** sexy beast
Curves and muscle and a way with words
Since I suck at poems I'll make this rhyme and say BIRDS!
So back on track; though it's really no use 'cos this will be in the next stanza

Curves and muscles and a way with birds (I did NOT do that on purpose, but I'm keeping it like that)
Running so happily with the b***h herd
So back on track; though it's really no use 'cos this will be in the next stanza
LOL.

Running so happily with the b***h herd
Tearing out uteri with her trusty hanger
LOL.
This makes no sense since I'm just rambling but at least I'm trying

Tearing out uteri with her trusty hanger
Making little c**t scabs run and hide
This makes no sense since I'm rambling but at least I'm trying
This might've been saved if I didn't have that last line right tharr.

LOL. I suck at poetry. xD

I'd so buyy youalcohol and get youj drubnk