Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Deathfrost]

She makes me 'happy', which is all that really matters, Right? (lol)  

[BornToPlease]

I loved him from the day we met (exactly lol)  

[Deathfrost]

I knew I loved her before I met her so when we met I married her right away!!! (yep... wink )  

[Deathfrost]

Because they say you should always marry the person you love, and who could love me more than me?  

[top kitten]

Because I like fire.. and the sex must be great too. surprised  

[Pure 3picness]

she drugged me while giving me a lapdance  

[Hotaru Yamada]

I actually wanted to marry his penguin.. but apparently I couldn't, so I figured marrying him was the next best thing. I secretly sneak away with his penguin while he's at work though.  

[Pure 3picness]

DANG SHE WAS GOOD AT SEX! sweatdrop



She also seduced me  

[floating_shoppinglist]

the bloody arm and eye patch adds sex appeal  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Her screen name suggested that she would be convenient to have around when it came to going shopping.  

[Deathfrost]

lol not sure why... maybe she tricked me or maybeshe threatened me with her blindfold.... twisted  

[Levud]

It was a long night at the bar and I had a few too many.  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

My horoscope told me to.  

[Pure 3picness]

Well they say opposites attract, and shes cold and im hot blaugh  

[Spiny candyapple]

Cause he has a pengiun. xD