The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Steel-toe boot.  

[Garynook]

Problem: Your mother caught you masturbating.  

[M3Gnificent]

Lock the damn door next time!  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Ignore her.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Spooge all over her.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Problem: The neighbour kids behind you splash around in the pool loudly blasting auto-tuned pop crap all day long every day !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Go over there and request them to stop or at least turn the volume down. You don't want to have to file a noise complaint with the police.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Go over and smash the radio with a hammer ! That'll stop that noise !  

[X-I_EAT_RAINBOWZ-X]

throw a fat a** lady in ther  

[X-I_EAT_RAINBOWZ-X]

Problem: Theres a empty swimming pool with water and its a very hot day and the person wont let you in  

[GoldenFraggle]

Kindly ask if you can swim in exchange for offering either money or assistance with something.  

[Missing-you-isnt-enough]

Jump in the pool anyway and call the person a a**hole for not letting you in.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Throw a candy bar in the pool and pretend it is s**t.

Or throw actual s**t in their pool. They deserve it for being a selfish b*****d.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Problem: Flocks of Canadian Geese keep pooping all over your front lawn !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Alert animal control