The "If...Then..." Game

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Eternal would steal it from you.

If you got lost in a maze that you can not penetrate...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'll use a flamethrower! twisted

If my lighter ran out of fuel...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd set someone on fire and use them to light whatever you were lighting.


If I set someone on fire...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I get to light this bomb biggrin

If Coco smoked...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...You'd shake your finger at her and tell her it's bad for her health.


If I got a brand new flamethrower...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd keep it in storage until you pay the installment payments of the flamethrower... Every last cent of it. See what would happen if I wasn't around~! whee

If I had a fancy for torturing little girls...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You would be the new Elizabeth Bathory.

If Elizabeth Bathory's ghost came back...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...It'd probably be me lol

If your heart exploded of over-emoting  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would hope that it would just explode so I could have a painless death.

If I gave you a cake...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd slam it in yo face~!

If the cake tasted delicious...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You would have eaten it rather than smack Boris with it.


If someone sneezed while I was making a dictator speech...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Then that means they were allergic to it.

If Swine flew...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd gun them down

If I did gun them down...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You would have prevented the flu.

If you got obese...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd flatten you like a pancake biggrin

If pancakes come in feline flavors...