Blargy blar!

[Speedira Windira]

JamesWN

Dear wifey,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your car and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet a** and I love Oprah.

Go milk a cow,

~James

.....whut?  

[JamesWN]

One of the resident kennel dogs passed away on Wednesday, and now one of the boarders and regular daycare dogs got diagnosed with lyme disease. Faaaaaaack...  

[JamesWN]

*bathing le goggie at work, Getting Away With Murder starts playing on iPod*
... ... ... ...

twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted

*splish splish splash soap soap*  

[Blind Blindness]

This is random, but....Sammy....James....you like both cats and dogs. That's pretty cool in my book~