Unfortunately , Fortunately

[PizzaBoy220]

Unfortunately the ship has lightspeed capabilities and we are know 30 seconds from the sun.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Fortunately, we are hit by a meteor and are no longer aimed at the sun.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the meteor smashed off the back of the ship and people are getting sucked out into space !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately those are insignificant people.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately a giant floating alien squid floats right into what's left of the ship and begins to eat the important people!  

[Xeertigo]

Fortunately, there was a laser gun in your pocket!  

[[L i b b e r t]]

Unfortunately, its outof ammo.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately, when you threw it, it hit a critical spot on the alien's head and killed it!  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately when it was hit the alien exploded and covered everyone in foul smelling green goo !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately the goo makes it so we don't need to breathe!  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the goo begins to bubble and mutate and begins to grow into new alien squid and the ship is now infested with them!  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately the ship has self destruct capabilities, which we set off and it destroys all the aliens as we float away on escape pods unharmed.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the escape pods land on a planet filled with hostile looking alligator people!  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately the alligator people are edible.  

[moookau]

Unfortunately the alligator people stain your teeth. Dx