Random RP (Short, never serious role-playing here. Jump in!)

[GamingLord]

GL: "True... I wonder though... if he or she is used like a pinata, and popped.. would he... she... it... Oye, would Phil be able to squish back together? Not that I wanna try it any time soon, or ever... Hey! No Phil! That's not for porings! Leggo!"

*The little poring had snatched the back of GL's hood, and was now tugging at it fiercely... with a smirk, it suddenly hopped over the reaper's head, and rushed through another doorway somehow dragging GL along. This resulted in him being blinded by his own hood, and unable to reorient himself, smashing against a wall*

@______o;  

[GamingLord]

"Mmph, Mm Mmpphrf mprf mm mmphfrphf"

*GL paused, before unsmooshing his face from the wall and sitting up*

"Excuse me... I mean, I really have no idea. In RO, they could have just been other porings... I'm pretty sure that if I had a nose right now, it'd be broken. Just how strong is that little pink blob?!"  

[GamingLord]

"Ack! Blaaack! You just made my non-existant nose even MORE broken! Get back here!"

*He starts to give chase, but trips over Phil... THWUMP!*

"Dag nabbit, you did that on purpose, didn't you?"

*The poring just stares at GL, grinning widely for a moment. It then hops on his head, and poops out a mountain of jellopies, burying him underneath*

"Ack!"  

[GamingLord]

*GL finally manages to scramble out of the pile of shiny jellopy crystals, flopping onto the ground from the effort.*

GL: "At least they smell like sweetened apple juice, and not... well.. you know."

*A shadow appeared over GL's head then. The reaper only response was to eep quietly, and open up a very small umbrella...*


*THUD!*

*A jellopy the size of a small boulder fell on GL, leaving him trapped underneath the massive poring dropping*

GL: "I can see the headlines now. Reaper killed by giant poopoo!" x___@;

*With that done, Phil hopped over onto the coffee table, bouncing ontop of the daily newspaper that was placed there eariler.*  

[GamingLord]

GL: "You know, leaning on it isn't helping any... >_> nggh... crud.. to heck with this."

*He quickly teleported out from underneath the massive gem, causing it to land on the floor with a heavy thud*

GL: "What I want to know is.. how did something that SMALL release something so big!?"  

[GamingLord]

*GL's only response to that was to pick up one of his rubber chickens and lightly bop her on the head with it*

GL: "So... what do we do with all these jellopies?"  

[GamingLord]

GL: "Yeah... but he'll have to advertise them as something other than Poring Potty Pieces... Until then, we'd better find a place to shovel these things. How about Rosemary's office? ^_^... Kidding, kidding! >>;"  

[DjPANDO]

im here!!