corrupt a wish

[Different...Very.]

Granted, they're most responsible with you. They make sure you don't do ANYTHING potentially harmful or wrong or wasteful. No more cooking, no more sports, no more internet, young lady (do you know who all uses it?!)! No more fast food, no more eating late, no more candy, no more driving with friends, no more watching television (bad for the brain and eyes), more vegetables, more exercise. . .....

I wish I could read twice as fast as I do now.  

[leonardo0003]

granted but u read .2 words per minute so now its .4 words per minute!

i wish i hadnt bought that monkey  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Granted! You didn't buy it... it just followed you home and now it owns your room.

I wish I could teleport.  

[Roland_Jamison]

Granted. But you have no control over it and end up teleporting into a volcano.

I wish I was a skilled swrodsman.  

[LaLadrona]

granted.
But even the most skilled sworsman cannot beat twenty live grenades.
Happy Trails!

I wish there were actual food in the fridge!  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted But you're fasting!
I wish i was rich!  

[Apocynthion]

Granted, but your fortune has been stolen from ninjas who seek revenge.

I wish I had something to stop me from being bored right now.

 

[leonardo0003]

granted you now have an apple that will last like 5 min and then your bored after

i wish i hadnt bought that BB gun cuz now the monkey keeps shooting me with it  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Granted. However, the monkey is smart enough to buy a grenade and throws it at you.... (sorry brain is kinda dead i blame the papers i'm writing)

I wish it was summer already.  

[-XxRAINBOW_WOLFxX-]

Granted. It is now summer but you have no air conditioning and fans.

I wish we did not have to do speeches at school.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Granted! Instead of speeches, you have to perform interpretive dances in front of the entire student body. have fun!

I wish my paper was done.  

[-XxRAINBOW_WOLFxX-]

Granted! But now you have to do a speech and perform interpretive dances in front of the entire student body about your paper. biggrin

I wish I could go to the beach right now.  

[Epic Serenity]

Granted! I really hope you like sand flea infestations followed by tsunamis!

I wish my best friend wasn't mad at me for being in love with her ex-boyfriend.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted. But they go on such a cleaning spree, they destroy the washer and cover the house in soap bubbles. That, and you can't wash your clothes unless you go to the coin-operated washers.


I wish I can ace this final XHTML assignment...