Fortunately, Unfortunately {Game}

[Corelia]

Fortunately, the rats taste horrible and the kiki spits them out.

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

unfortunately, now the rats are insulted and leave  

[Corelia]

Fortunately, a worker who was inside the manhole saves the kiki from drowning.

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

unfortunately, the kiki bites his balls off. domokun  

[Corelia]

xD Fortunately, he has a freakish ability that allows him to grow a new pair... xD

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

YumeZutto

xD Fortunately, he has a freakish ability that allows him to grow a new pair... xD

LOL. you actually made me laugh!!

Unfortunately, they grow to big and he becomes a freak of nature. xp  

[Corelia]

Fortunately, he became the main attraction in a freak show and became rich famous.

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

unfortunately, the man dies and there is no one left to protect kiki anymore.  

[Corelia]

Fortunately, the other people in the freak show take care of the kiki.

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

unfortunately, kiki becomes depressed because she misses her old owner.  

[Corelia]

Fortunately, the man had an identical twin that became it's new owner.

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

unfortunately, the twin fed kiki the food she was allergic to by accident.  

[Corelia]

Forfunately, the kiki had a good vet, and recovered quickly.

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Unfortunately, the vet bill was huge and Mr. Twin couldn't afford it.  

[Corelia]

Fortunately, on his way home, Mr. Twin found $100,000 on his door step.