Let's kill Jim.

[An Undead Sin]

But it's a good think Jim never had breakfast. He drank the ramen!puddle. Save!  

[The Original Alice]

But he drank so much that he had to go to the bathroom really bad, and he dehydrated from peeing too much. KILL.

BUT THEN! The sink burst in the bathroom, and Jim drank some water and was suddenly hydrated again! SAVE!  

[An Undead Sin]

Hey, you just doubled. That's not fair.

But when the sink fell it hit Jim on the head. Kill!  

[The Original Alice]

Sorry? ;-;

But earlier that month, Jim had a head trama, and had to go to the hospital to get his head reinforced with steel, thus saving him from the sink now. SAVE!  

[An Undead Sin]

But then a giant polar bear came and ate Jim. Save!  

[The Original Alice]

In the polar bears tummy, he met Ion, who had a sword, and cut their way out of the poor bear's tummy. Save!
 

[An Undead Sin]

But then Radu shot Ion with that special bullet thingie making Ion crave for blood. So Ion bit Jim and drank all his blood. Kill!  

[The Original Alice]

Buuut! Right before Ion was shot, Jim blocked the bullet with his steel enforced head. Save?  

[An Undead Sin]

xD

But the bullet went through Jim killing him and then Ion went crazy drinking all of Jim's blood. Kill x's2!  

[The Original Alice]

Nuuu! ION! *Suppresses squee*
...*Ahem*

BUT! Jim turns into a zombie and comes back to life all bony and stuff.
Somehow.  

[An Undead Sin]

But the Zombie Hunters of Callabamba kill him. Kill!  

[The Original Alice]

But before they kill him, they all turn into zombies, because they were bitten from earlier encounters. Save!  

[An Undead Sin]

But then the Zombie Hunters of Callabambu killed Jim. Kill!  

[The Original Alice]

But the Zombie Hunters from before bit the new Zombie Hunters and with Jim, decide to have a Zombie Party.  

[An Undead Sin]

But Jim spiked the punch, they all got drunk and died. Kill!