Wish Granted

[I Chelsea I]

wish granted but instead of breaking up with him you go out with him and you two get married!
I wish that this wish doesnt get Ironic!  

[Ungodly Visage]

Wish granted but nothing else happens.

I wish for more wishes  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Wish granted, but you can't decide what to wish for, and as a result you suffer from insanity.

I wish people didn't flip out at employees which have little say in an organization (example: cashiers, waitresses, maintenance...)  

[Cassiexchan]

Wish granted, however everyone now comes to you to complain instead.

I wish I was asleep.  

[No User Found]

Granted, but you have a horrible nightmare.
I wish I had more money irl.  

[iCookie_Monstar]

Wish granted, now you have all the oney of the world but no friends.
I wish I had my own apartament  

[No User Found]

Granted, but it's tiny and you can barely move in it.

I wish I wasn't so tired.  

[iCookie_Monstar]

granted, but now you're so full of energy that you can't even sit. after 18 hours you're starting to feel annoyed... not tired, of cource xD
i wish i could fly  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Granted, but you crash and die while flying.

I wish I had Wednesday off at work.  

[MASACER95]

wish granted, because u were fired for wishing for a day off. rofl  

[MASACER95]

i wish some one would give me a million dollers  

[Rock-Lee-12-13]

wish granted but you get shot in a bank hold upand die while getting money to go shopping at the mall

i wish i could shoot jell-o and pudding out of my wrist  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

Granted, but you are a freak of nature.

I wish my dad would get a 2nd telephone line for the business, so I wouldn't have to pick up the phone only to get people calling with questions, etc. regarding to farming.  

[ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GUN]

Granted, your dad gets a second phone line for himself, and you are forced to deal with the business people on the first line.

I wish I made sense xP  

[KumikoxChan]

Wish granted, but you made too much sense and that didn't make sense.
I wish I be in an anime.