CLICHE corner

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

rofl I always found the cover story amusing......

Teal'c: It is dead.
Jack That's good.
Teal'c: I believe.
Jack: You "believe"?
Teal'c: I am certain.
Jack: Positive?
Teal'c: I am.
Jack: Just a myth?
Teal'c: A myth.
Jack: Good

Teal'c: Are you considering the same tactic as I?
Jack: Teal'c, the cliché is, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And the answer's yes.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

There's apparently a national cliche day in America, and I used to know the date. I went around all day going up to people and saying "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? It's national cliche day!" xd

Jack: I think that Sam means, "What do we do now? "
Bra'tac: Now we die.
Jack: Well that's a bad plan.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

rofl Brilliant!

"Daniel, before your head explodes, may I remind you that we've got more important things to deal with right now?"  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Sam: You've never seen Star Wars?
Jack: Well, you know me and sci-fi...  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

[Hammond is packing up his office. Jackl picks up a lamp.]
Jack: You sure you want to take this with you, sir?
Hammond: We're closed for business. I was supposed to retire five years ago. We don't know how long it's going to be before we can re-establish the Stargate Program, if ever.
Jack: Actually, I just meant, it says "Property of US Air Force" on it.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Sam: The only thing we can assume is that Anubis didn't keep his deal with Daniel.
Jack: That's a shock, eh?  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

[Jack and Daniel are trying to explain to Nefrayu why they are hunting Apophis]
Jack: He's just...bad. He's very...
Daniel: ...bad.
Jack: ...bad. We just wanted to take him back to our world and have a little chat with him about all the nasty...
Jack & Daniel: ...bad...
Jack ...things he's been doing.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

whee

"Its not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context, its about FISHING, the act of fishing itself."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Carter: Major Samuels.
Samuels: Actually, it's Lt. Col. Samuels now.
Jack: You'll always be 'Sparky' to me.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I missed that one. I only know because "Sparky" was an answer to a quiz question on another site.

"Hey, Rigar. You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Hammond: Colonel, you don't seem to understand how serious this matter is. You and your team have committed a court-martiable offense.
Jack: To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c…well he really didn't say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow…  

[Atrummilits]

"IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING"  

[Atrummilits]

"i have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello"
"call Daniel"  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

4laugh

"Oh, come on, Samuels, let me be the cynic around here, OK?"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

"General, request permission to beat the crap out of this man."

" You know, in some galaxies this is called "loitering.""

Jack: Hey, what have you got?
Carter: Then analysis of the atmosphere in the wake of the ship shows a high incidence of Sulphur Dioxide.
Jack: Chemical warfare?
Carter: I don’t think so sir. Take a look at this.
Jack Oh yeah! Little fuzzy orange things!

[Carter is inspecting an inert gynoid.]
Carter: There's a pulse.
Daniel: It has a heartbeat?
Jack: It has a heart?!