Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Garynook]

I give you the power.. to just do it.  

[Sumimachine]

Power to sing opera with your butthole. LOL  

[EatMeWhileImAlive]

The power to pull cheese out of thin air.  

[Baby Jynx]

Blind Telekinesis  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

the power to pwn n00bs just by snapping your fingers.  

[Sumimachine]

Power to control the SWAT team in different parts of the globe.  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

The power to kill someone just by snapping your fingers.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to poo bricks of gold.  

[Sumimachine]

Power to fart silver gas... thus killing your mortal enemies, the werewolves with just one stinkbomb.  

[Wyscol]

the power to use a jedi mind trick  

[Tichelle]

The power to like the color blue  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to fade into the shadows so you can strike your enemies down without them even knowing you're there.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

The power to sit while wearing that suit.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to turn your arms into chainsaws.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

The power to eat lead. Tasty!