"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Tinuviel Silma]

To get answers to important questions!

Why did Miss Murder eat my food?  

[pokemonfan396]

Because you sprang a wire.
Why am I wearing red, white, and blue?  

[miss_murder24]

Because your swedish.

Found my syrup yet?  

[little_moon_girl]

Your syrup want's pancakes, not waffles!

Why mish floral grapes hear kewl?  

[Scarlet Monroe]

Because the Llamas licked them all!!! dramallama

Where does Domokun come from?? domokun  

[Koneko Pinku]

That 'everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten' thing.

Why are hearts shaped like this heart ?  

[GeekinThepink200]

becuase you mother is a hampster

Why dosent my friend call me?  

[xX-EroticEmo-Xx]

cause she hates joo
why are noobs annoying?  

[Tinuviel Silma]

Because they're right about everything.

Why do ninjas wear black? ninja  

[miss_murder24]

Because the cookie monster is blue.

How long does it take train A to destroy train B?  

[little_moon_girl]

Cookies!

Milk?  

[miss_murder24]

No, cyanide.

Which is better wii, or DS?  

[Tinuviel Silma]

Atari!

Why does Mario wear overalls?  

[miss_murder24]

Because he farms mutant mushrooms.

why are giraffes tall?