Magical Soda Machine

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets digitalised in to a 16 bit sprite

Inserts a 8 track cartridge  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets AM Radio

Inserts Madonna singing "Like a Virgin" Touch for the very.... first.... time.... sweatdrop neutral stare  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a funky80's and pointy gold bra hehe

Inserts Trinity Blood  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets トリニティ・ブラッド Eh?

Inserts Japanese English Dictionary  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets nostro'itus B
gets hired as a japanese buisness mans inerpreter

inserts a split prophalactic  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a p***k in the arm by a Greek Soldier.

Inserts a "...smile on that face-ah!"  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a Guy Fawlks mask (as worn in V for vendeta)

Inserts a pack of mentho's!!!!!!!  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets an exploding tum tum.

Inserts a pig's Bladder  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets attacked by an angry wild boar desprtely needing a wee!!

Inserts Elton Johns hair transplant surgeon  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets hair where I really really don't want no hair! Oh Waxing that's gonna hurt!

Inserts my resume lol  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a job scraping the congealed fat of the side of the deep fat fryer at burger king! lol

Inserts Yorics skull  

[Azred Crimlean]

( eek O god no, lol)

Gets a poet who though he knew him well, but obviously not that well.

inserts Dr. Who's Phone Booth  

[luckygirl2113]

Gets: exterminated!
Inserts: a light saber  

[Azred Crimlean]

Get a severed hand and a "No, no, That's not true! NOOOoooooooooooooooo......"

Inserts a respirator  

[Nei1]

Gets a heavy breathing.
Inserts the android Lore.