True or false

[-Stumblefoot-]

True! But only in the summer time!


You wana run for the sheriffs office in your town and clean the place up! *YEHAW* blaugh  

[Angelicphrase]

False, way too many crack heads and doppers to deal with thankx I'll pass

You want to change jobs  

[Azred Crimlean]

False! I just got a new job, it pays nothing but I'm having fun, I would like another job though!

You Pee Sitting down and wish you could pee lying down. lol  

[-Stumblefoot-]

True! Hell anything for an easy life!! LOL ! No seriously FALSE


You get a strange unsettling satisfaction out of having a good bowl movement! LOL (your going to hell you know!)  

[Angelicphrase]

LOL false never given it that much thought really blaugh

You know how to fly a plane (just in case for those pilotless blockbuster emergency landings 4laugh )  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

false

you can keep any house plant alive  

[wiccan j]

Well I haven't had all types of house plants but the ones i do have flourish properly.

u like to swim in the artic  

[-Stumblefoot-]

True! Though I never have Id love to see how long I could hack it before they have to pull me out and restart my heart! rofl


You love to walk the fine line between sanity and chaos  

[wiccan j]

HA!! That's my life on a daily basis, with less sanity of course!

Deep down inside u r a scared child  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Well I think that's actually an aspect of the common psi chi itself and is probably responsible for a lot of s**t in the world! So unfortunately true


You wish your partner had nipples on there buttocks! rofl  

[wiccan j]

rofl that is some crazy idea!!! rofl But, ah, NO!!!!

u wish life wan't so complicated  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Kinda but I love the things making it complicated! f there was no other way I wouldnt change a thing!!


You wish You had never seen a slot machine in your life!  

[MojinR]

False, I never have seen one, not in person anyway.

You're not fridge, your partner just doesn't arouse you cause s/he sucks.  

[wiccan j]

rofl WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl False My partner is amazing but we rarely r together & I'm not frigid, quite the contrary!!

u wish u had a time machine  

[MojinR]

Actually, false. I don't really want to change my past or see the future. If i did have one, I'd probably sell it and then someone else would screw up the world. I couldn't let that happen.

You don't like to admit it, but deep down inside, you find balding, bearded, muscular, middle aged women attractive.