Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Jessie-the-Foodie]

I tried to get her to climb into my frying pan, but she just wouldn't do it!  

[Marissa on My Mind]

He always hit me with his fish on a stick.  

[Chief Sankofa]

I couldn't take him play the violin at all times of the night.....

 

[Beheaded Antoinette]

He claimed he was some holy cow reincarnated.
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[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she has blonde hair.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Tried to sucky sucky on my neck.
Didn't even buy me a drink.

 

[Marissa on My Mind]

She truly believes she is a fairy.

Oh, Chief Sankofa, I'm a girl ;D  

[Princess Zelda21]

His music kept haunting me every night. I asked him to stop, but he wouldn't heed my warning.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

I thought she was a guy!
It was a weird honeymoon.
D:


Just joking Serene.
I see those boobies.


She kept on cutting me off before I could say anything.

 

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

i am extremely frightened by butterlies...  

[MaronKuzaka]

He always carried those sharp weapons with him and gave me those hungry looks while talking about fish stew...  

[Princess Zelda21]

She spoke in a language I couldn't even understand or translate.  

[Defender_Of_Earth_Rose]

She didn't like that I hung out with a man who could change his face and had a Police box that was bigger on the inside. 3nodding  

[TheDollxxHazuki]

i couldnt tell if it was a boy or a girl!!  

[Princess Zelda21]

I don't date women!