Vending machine

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get Fran Drescher


*inserts bouquet of red roses*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get the Queen of Hearts

*Inserts the word "Fat"*  

[Jackalope2]

You get an overweight clown.

*inserts an empty pill bottle*  

[Hiddochi wolf]

"You get a drug-addict.

*Inserts Jackalope2 into the machine* "

 

[Jackalope2]

You get a rather disturbing sight as I hump the vending machine as a tentacle monster.

*inserts a broken stapler*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get an angry secretary.


*inserts latex gloves*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get a naked man

*Inserts needle*  

[Wonyky]

You get a bottle of botox

"Inserts black rose"  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get me! Congratulations!


*inserts waffle iron*  

[Sumimachine]

You get... waffles. Ooh didn't see that one coming.

*Inserts a boring old coin*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get to witness Mario, Sonic, Solid Snake and Pit fight each other.

*Inserts a boulder*  

[SephieSummerdream]

You get Toph the earthbender

*inserts a pillow*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a duck


*inserts coin*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get an orgy.

*Inserts a picture of Natasha Fatale*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get Hitler in a mini-skirt and high heels


*inserts torture victim*