Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Banryu Halberd]

Fortunately he was caught on camera  

[Ace_Price]

Unfortunately the camera broke due to a random tank catapult attack  

[Sumimachine]

Fortunately you ended up owning the catapult as a consolation prize.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

unfortunatly, the taxes on such a device are outragious!!!  

[babipari]

... be peaceful beings ...

fortunately you know someone who can get it tax free for you. wink

 

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately they're in the hospital after getting pecked by ravens  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately the hand they use to sign checks was not hurt !  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately the ravens put them into a coma  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

fortunatly, someone else has their power of attorney  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately that one is in a full body cast after being hurt in a stampede of wild buffalo !  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

fortunatly that person is a pokemon, and nurse joy fixed them right up  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately Team Rocket popped up out of the bushes, scooped him up in a Pokeball and ran away !!!!  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

fortunatly, trainer red is already back at their hideout.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately it's the wrong one  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

Fortunatly, it WAS the hideout with Giovanni in it, who called in orders to bring it back.