The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[StarGoddessSiren]

unfortunately, half the people involved are already showing signs of having glow in the dark skin ^_^  

[Afi_Kino]

Fortunately, Obama, Bush, Clinton, Arnold, Spongebob and Tosh-O were all assassinate immediately following the first symptoms.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, they all returned as spirits and haunted the survivors!  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately there's a creme for it.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

unfortunately, it's too expensive for anyone to afford!!  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

You can not win

Fortunately, I am holding the winning lotto ticket.

If you do not play

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately a tornado down bursts right next to you and rips the ticket from your clutched hand.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Fortunately, I can dial into the weather machine and stop the tornado.

Played with a smile

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately a large rodent chewed through the power cables.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

fortunately, it's hooked up to a back up generator that turns on automatically  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the generator is running too many items and poops out.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately JACOB was there to fix everything twisted  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately, the gremlins undid all of his work and made the things worst.

Played with a smile

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately someone turned the sprinkler system on.

(someone please get that reference so i don't sound like a total space case for typing it)  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful

Unfortunately, water rained down on the gremlins causing them to form boils from which new gremlins began popping out of.

The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane