Let's kill Jim.

[Petalpelt0123]

but a purple spotted pony jumped in the volcanoe and saved him  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

The pony was really one of the four horsemen, so it kicked him back in!
scream KIIIIILLLLLL!!!  

[AmeKisaki]

When Suddenly a giant eagle swooped down and caught him buy his shirt, and placed him down gently in a safer location.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

"Some safe location!" jim says, because that location was within its nest with four hungry baby chicks! twisted KILL!!!!!! twisted  

[AmeKisaki]

They were really small baby chicks, and the mother was miles away. SAVE  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

But the nest had a big hole in it and he fell through! twisted kill!! twisted  

[xneosanderz]

but on the ground was a bed so jim didnt get hurt XD
SAVE XD  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

As jim bounced off the bed, he landed on a colony of flesh eatting fire ants! KIIIILL!!! twisted  

[AmeKisaki]

LOL. My uncle's wife slept in a trailer with fire ants. HA. Spotted Boobies!

The colony had already been exterminated by the forest ranger, dumbbutt. SAVE  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

He rolled across the floor as he landed and rolled right into a honey tree, and came out drenched in honey as a hungry bear showed up!
twisted twisted twisted KIIIIIILL! twisted twisted twisted  

[AmeKisaki]

and then the bear went to the stream to catch some salmon. SAVE  

[Xx-creature-xX]

the bear wanted some honey with his salmon so he came back to see jim covered with honey! KILL  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

((THAT'S RIGHT! KIIIIILL!!! twisted ))  

[AmeKisaki]

But then the bear noticed that its cubs were being attack by a giant bird and ran off to save them instead. SAVE  

[mail-order slut]

but then the giant bird thought Jim looked for tasty then the bear cubs so he went and attacked him instead. KILL. domokun