"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[little_moon_girl]

Because when they bent there heads to eat, they stepped on their necks and streched 'em out! 3nodding

Why is my friend not here yet!? gonk  

[sHiRo_ChAn_10]

Standing in Silence...

{Because you don't have one! Gasp!

Why doesn't moon girl have a friend?

Waiting... for something anything...

 

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because she isnt friends with you D;

What time is it?  

[Tinuviel Silma]

Yes.

No?  

[miss_murder24]

Maybe so.

surprised why is my dog eating the carpet?  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

Cause I'M, drinking COCA COLA!

Why won't I stop drinking Coca Cola, even though I know I won't fall asleep at night and will feel sick later from drinking to much?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because you saw unicorns !


Why does Charlie the Unicorn exist? gonk  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

Cause apparently its extremely amusing to say "Heeeeeeyyyyyy Chaaaarrrrrlllliiiieeeeee" numerous times.

Why would it be amusing to say "Heeeeeeyyyyyy Chaaaarrrrrlllliiiieeeeee" numerous times?  

[Tinuviel Silma]

Because we're on a bridge, Charlie!

What's up with that Candy Mountain anyway?  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

Its the land of sweets and joy...!

and joyness....!

Whys it so joyfull?  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

because it has everything to do with pants

why do monkeys throw poop?  

[Vashtastic]

because they have tails

why do mice eat through everything?  

[ShadoRinku]

Because they can.

What is the meaning of life?  

[BlueMoon4]

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Why isn't Gaia popular?  

[Tinuviel Silma]

Pantaloons.

Why is Japan an archipelago?