Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Tambergal]

he turned out to be a she..........  

[Princess Zelda21]

I never date people who are the same gender, it's just wrong! *shudders*  

[Defender_Of_Earth_Rose]

Babies never bold well in a Time Machine sweatdrop  

[Chief Sankofa]

She kept poking at my horns D:<

xXSereneShadowsXx

Oh, Chief Sankofa, I'm a girl ;D

Sorry about that, but don't feel bad Beheaded Antoinette thought I was a boy as well xD

 

[Princess Zelda21]

(What the heck is that supposed to mean?)

I never date women, EVER!  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

she loves babies to an abnormal extreme.. and she's a tad homophobic talk2hand  

[Princess Zelda21]

She somehow snuck into the castle while I was sleeping one night and nearly gave me a heart attack! *shudders*  

[Akhekhu Crocell]

She redecorated the entire house in pink and replaced all my clothing with fluffy blouses and strange, strange leather pants.

D:

Oh noes!

 

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't quit following me while hiding in the shadows. I never could figure out why.  

[Jessie-the-Foodie]

She's so paranoid.  

[Sugar-Laced-Kiss]

~*[ he wouldn't give me a lollipop ]*~

; ___ ;

 

[littlestumpy]

she always had a sugar high  

[the_hamster]

he was just alittle too creepy for me
stare  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't leave the castle for some mysterious reason.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Chief Sankofa

Beheaded Antoinette thought I was a boy as well xD

Oops my bad.
Forgive me
^^;
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She dumped me for more daipers.