Ruin My Wish game

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

granted but you get kicked out the house and have nothing to eat but turtle soup.....you get the idea whee


i wish i had money turd to lick  

[Levud]

Granted but if you lick it the you will die.

I wish I had a 200 foot tall block of Swiss Cheese! cheese_whine  

[Tambergal]

granted, but i took it and gave it to my kitties biggrin

i wish that my life was interesting  

[Levud]

Granted, but your life is so interesting that no one ever gives you any privacy... even in the restroom! twisted

I wish my dog was smarter then she is.  

[Tambergal]

granted, but you didn't specify a she, so you're dog is only a tiny bit smarter than a retarded kid, which caused your dog to become dumber.

I wish that i could cook  

[Levud]

Granted but everything you cook becomes deadly if consumed.

I wish I could play the piano.  

[Pure 3picness]

granted, but it was stolen

I wish I was a billionaire  

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

granted but it was fake money so you get arrested and spend 47 years in prison and it drives you mad you end up commiting sucide poor you 3nodding

i wish my boobies wernt so big( . )( . )  

[Levud]

Granted, but they become so small that no one wants to date you, and you end up spending the rest of your life sitting in the corner of the room cursing. smile

I wish I could write in latin with my left hand and french with my right hand simultaniously.  

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

granted but its so good everyone gets jelious they kill you. idea

i wish i had 10000000000000000 baked potatos  

[Ghare Titan]

granted but you eat as much as you can at one time and u die smile

I wish I could think of a wish  

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

granted but you did not wish anything

i wish i could commit suicide  

[Levud]

Granted, but after you commit suicide you find out that there is no after life! sad

I wish I could live in Antartica.  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

granted, but in the spur of the moment excitement of going to Antartica, you forgot to bring clothes, resulting in a serious case of frost bite.

I wish that every fridge I open has all my favorite foods, and lots of it  

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

granted but its so good you eat it ALL and explode

i wish i did not have to go to bed in a while gonk