Tell a lie about the person above you.

[Nei1]

^ just found out the 70's version of Space Invaders was really a video game.  

[Lilith Amaranth]

You are wondering "exactly what is a video game?"  

[Doctor 4 - Tom Baker]

^Isn't a fan of me in any possible way.  

[Nei1]

^ mistakes his booth with Bill and Ted's.  

[Cirno Thunder Fairy]

^Isn't the victim of one of my cursed effigy dolls.  

[Nei1]

^ uses a school book from 1773 to teach.  

[Cirno Thunder Fairy]

^Realizes I'm not a teacher.  

[Nei1]

^ drags the doll in the mud.  

[Stargazer Lily]

^ Wishes she were a wind-up toy  

[Lil Brat]

^ Drinks like a fish  

[Nei1]

^ is mostly water.  

[Pink Fregia]

Pokes her little dolls with pins.  

[Nei1]

^ curses like a sailor.  

[Doctor 4 - Tom Baker]

^Doesn't look like she's wearing the few pieces of clothing being given away at the homeless shelter or community soup kitchen that fit her.  

[Nei1]

^ has his name legally to Slartibartfast.