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 Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:09 pm
Because your not your too sexy to be seen.
Why do I like wearing Sarongs and Kilts.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:36 pm
Because you your indian/scotish.
Why are italians so hairy?
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:40 pm
Because they come from Italy and it's hot there.
Why do mice like cheese?
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:57 pm
they don't. pretending to like cheese is part of their plan to rule the world.
why are the mice trying to rule the world?
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:46 pm
they are tied to be used as test subjects
why do people drink and drive?
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:59 pm
'cause they're 'tarded.
what's Willis talking about?
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:15 pm
I'm what willis was talkin' bout
If life is like a lemon... wouldn't it be oddly shaped?
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:44 am
Are we not all oddly shaped?
how come I can boil water in a paper cup?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:49 am
'cause you're the only one who was smart enough to figure it out mrgreen
why do I see stars? dramallama
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:06 am
Because they want to burn spots in your retina.
Why are the stars so cruel?
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:51 am
because we try to block them with POLLUTION
Why do we have to eat?
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:14 pm
Because the spaghetti monster told so.
Why are the chickens not fried from birth?
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:53 pm
because chickens are good.
Why do people pick their noses?
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:47 pm
to scracth that big pink think stuck in our heads 3nodding what is that, anyway? biggrin
why are tomatoes red? mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:51 pm
To warn you from alien invasions.
Why do I have a pinky toe if it doesn't even touch the ground when I stand?
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