corrupt a wish

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

disliker of the mary sue

granted but with out any one to stop him he destroyes the world.

Wee snag thar.
Zim is so goddamn stupid; he wouldn't get very far here in the real earth at all. Parody Earth, probably so. Real Earth, NOWAI. :>
Plus, he's only three feet tall. I could probably pick him up and use him as a basketball.

@Odin: Granted, but...OH s**t NO! IT'S MILEY CYRUS!!! AAAAGH!! burning_eyes

I wish for fish. (AHAHAHA, IT RHYMES!! ;3)  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(your forgetiing in the series he gotten so close that he would have destroyed the world if dib did not stop him)

granted but it's poorly produced fugu (that super posiness blowfish that if not prepared exactly right you can die)so you die.

I wish there was more tables in gaia pinball.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but they get filoled up evry time you wanna play and it will all just be a waste mrgreen

I wish that people wernt racist(and pleeeze dont say im the only racist person left cuz that is very unoriginal)  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but sexism gets worse with the invontion of the mind controll chip that now makes all the women slaves to men but no one care's about race any more so that's good for you right?

I wish that gaia would get a sponsership with pokemon and inuyasha.  

[blueNorth]

Wish granted, but the free items make the site glitch out and implode.

I wish I had three thousand dollars so I can go on a trip next year.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but it all countefiet so you go to jail.

I wish i had more fresh untainted supernova mountaindew.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but a hobo steals it from you on the street blaugh

I wish my mom didnt think inuyasha was demonic crying  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but she believes you are now.

I wish Brandon would get online.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but it's not really brandon it's his evil clone bent on destroying the internet.

i wish that i had a fox tail in reality and no one thought it was strange.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but everytime you go out little children pull on it.

I wish that tomorrow wouldn't suck.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but know the rest of your life will suck.

i wish the world was more like pokemon.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you constantly get attacked by team rocket and eventually give up.

I wish that I felt better.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted you feel better but nothing acually changed.

I wish i had red eyes in reality.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it's caused by a disease that is slowly eating your eyes.

I wish that I had violet contacts.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but the contack are cursed to make you extremly girly and airheaded and you can never take them off.

I wish i could play dance pad on ddr like a master.