The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Afi_Kino]

Fortunately Bush misaimed another nuke and it's headed for the gremlins.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately our information was wrong and the gremlins are hiding out in another cave.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

fortunately, the cave we aimed for and the cave the gremlins are in are right next to each other, and the nuke blows both of them up.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

The Leo is about to speak!

Unfortunately, as we know from nearly all horror movies, something survives the blast.

The Leo has spoken!

 

[StarGoddessSiren]

fortunately, the only thing to survive was a cute little blue flower.  

[hinta_uzmaki]

Unfortunately that blue flower is a man eating plant and trys to eat us.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

fortunately, it's really a weed and with a little bit of weed killer, it dies  

[eleanne]

Unfortunately it's had time to make more little blue weed spores that spread around the globe and start eating people  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately they're only about 3 inches tall.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately, they are destroying the ecosystem by eating what small animals they can catch. They are also destroying much happiness around the world by eating every kitten and puppy that chances by.

Played with a smile

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately an Eco friendly spray is created to smoosh them from existence and save the ecosystem, the happiness of the world and the puppies and kittens.  

[pharaohs_sister]

Unfortunately, the happiness of the world is interrupted by evil cat domination.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately they're hairless cats and the hilarity of them is enough to salvage some of the happiness to not leave the world totally bereft.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, their saliva is a deadly acid and the cats are now going around and biting everyone!!  

[eleanne]

Fortunately none of the cats have any teeth and the acid can't eat through clothing, so this just adds to the hilarity of the situation.