"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they tend to get EVERYTHING first.. stare

Why does Japan have to be lousy idiots?  

[serious strawberry]

Because they are the size of California

Why are the Seattle Mariners (baseball, FYI) sucking so bad this season?  

[Valhatros]

Because they choosed to play one of the worst game in history.

Why are people afraid of spider?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because it knows how to spin webs of doom.

Why are spiders web white?  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

They aren't! They're rainbow! People are just to damn blind to notice!

What could the letters "T.U.N.P" Stand for?  

[[.E m e r a.]]

I. Love. Dark. Chocolate! heart

Why do I have grey hair?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because your old!!! :3

Why is she old suddenly?  

[[.E m e r a.]]

Because she drinks grape soda.

Why is soda fizzy?  

[miss_murder24]

Bucause it is.

Where dose batman live?  

[Vashtastic]

not at my house.

why do birds have to be loud at 3 am outside my window?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they think it'll bring ***** are pencils erasable?  

[Ladycrystalite]

Because they're made of cheese.

Why is Gaia named "Gaia"?  

[Tanith Tainted Hope]

Because it sounded cooler then Terra, World, or Earth.

Why does my computer like dieing?  

[Ladycrystalite]

It's clearly depressed and suicidal.

Why am I still awake at this hour?  

[Auroura-lamia]

because little gnomes living under your city who plant sugar cane and sell it to the government who send it to china who sends it to africa who makes chocolate and then sells it back to the usa government who then feeds it to the gnomes are sugar hyper and theyre partieng is keeping u awake.


Why was my answer so long and confusing?