Magical Soda Machine

[-Stumblefoot-]

gets tinutus
gets Two empty pint glasses to go with it

inserts an ant farm  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets some tingly pants (Ooo Ahhh, lol)

Inserts Soap on a rope.  

[FallenSammy]

Gets clean and rope burn

inserts torn jeans  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets 1980s Daisy Dukes(p***y Shorts, sorry for the semi rude term)

Inserts a camel with Arthritis and Alzheimer, that has a personality disorder.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets the hump

Inserts eye of the tiger  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a stroke/heart attack trying to get up those stares and thus creating the funny lipped arm raising "Yeaaaaaaa"

Inserts some lint... with a personality disorder  

[luckygirl2113]

Gets: a spinning dust bunny
Inserts: sand  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets an hourglass

Inserts a Fluke worm... With an eating disorder  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets: no syptoms except a strage hacking noise from your lower extremities

Inserts a bowl of gespachio soup  

[Nei1]

Gets laughed at when I order the cook to bring it back hot.

Inserts a bowl of chicken soup.  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a backwards cold.

Inserts a bowl of Apple sauce.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets some yummy pork chops with new potatoes and sweet peas

Inserts captain kirks toupe  

[Azred Crimlean]

Get some Nair Hair Remover

Inserts Shaving Scum  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a note saying "You think we want your garbage?" and a scrubbing brush

Inserts the Oxford dictionary  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a note saying ''you think we want you garbage?"... Oh nevermind that must have been left over from the last user.

Gets an anagram hiding the secrets of ancient civilizations, through the eyes of a great psychologist/paleontologist that suffered from pneumonia due to the harsh conditions of his exhibition into the unknown lands to find this cache of priceless clues to the mysteries of the past and all the iniquities of cultures long dead. How marvelous they're stories must have been and how chilling they're lives as the final count down to their untimely end.

Inserts a Rabbit pellet, in a handful of raisins in a sticky cinnamon bun in a wax paper baggy in a brown paper baggy sealed with a kiss.