Battle Training Room

[Felinophile]

huh? locks the lid shut and calls for the truck to empty the contents and crush it

felin 85
droid 30  

[Nia Phoenix]

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 195

throws an apron over the droid's head and goes after it with the electric knife

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140  

[Nia Phoenix]

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140

she grabs the droid's hand and tries to jam it into the toaster  

[Nia Phoenix]

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140

he wriggles free from her grasp so she heaves a pot of boiling water at him

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 85  

[Darth Daddicus]

6fred6

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP

Droid time- may as well just go for it

6fred6 ~250
Droid ~ 250

The droid ignites it's saber and slashes low at the boy's legs.

6fred6 = 170
Droid = 250  

[Darth Daddicus]

Queen-tintin

my pets chewed their way out, we are ready for another lightning attack! blaugh

The droid shows the girl and her pets how Force Lightning is supposed to be done with it's synthetic version.

Queen-tintin = 250
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

Queen-tintin

but unfortunately that did not work, tries again! goes for the head on attack! with saber in her hand!

The girl and her pets were too quick with their attack. The droid barely got it's synthetic Force Lightning started when it had to defend itself from their saber attack. The droid batted away the saber and went for a slash across the girl's abdomen.

Queen-tintin = 250
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

Queen-tintin

*gets angry throws a detonator the droid,s direction, take that!*

Whoa! The droid barely avoids the thermal detonator and jumps toward the girl with an overhead saber strike.

Queen-tintin = 250
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

emerges from the metal box before the saber does damage. throws the droid into the metal box full of detonators

The droid pops out of the can like a Jack-In-The-Box and startles the woman into having a heart attack.

Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

heh heh ........blows the smoke away and inspects the box

The droid forgot the woman is missing an essential ingredient for a heart attack and tries to slam the can lid on her instead to give her brain damage.

Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

huh? locks the lid shut and calls for the truck to empty the contents and crush it

felin 85
droid 30

Hmm...Apparently, she's missing an ingredient for that as well. Not much of a surprise. The droid flails it's arms upward in submission and sets it's self-destruct sequence.

Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 195

throws an apron over the droid's head and goes after it with the electric knife

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140

This girl has gone loony! Like an electric knife is going too.......AGH! Okay, so somehow it worked. The droid was going to have to have a conversation with the Maker about it's frail chassis. The droid slashed at the girl's abdomen with it's saber.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 85  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140

she grabs the droid's hand and tries to jam it into the toaster

Now the girl wants to hold hands? After slicing at it with an electric knife? Well, this girl is just going to have to learn that it's not the kind of droid that tolerates the ups and downs of an abusive relationship. The droid socks her in the jaw.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 85  

[Darth Daddicus]

Nia Phoenix

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140

he wriggles free from her grasp so she heaves a pot of boiling water at him

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 85

The droid knew it! It just knew it! This girl is all kinds of up and down manic! The droid tries to incapacitate the girl with a poisonous dart.

Nia Phoenix = 85
Droid = 85