Magical Soda Machine

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a pervurs laugh as you watch the vending machine servise man eat it with a smile on his face

Inserts medievel morning star  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a postcard of a gory gladiators arena, blood and all manner of human remains scattered about and in the center of it all a half dead man broken beyond repair and the referee(For lack of the proper title) holding up his limp arm in a sign of victory over his opponents and the hand of the Blood thirsty woman that came to the conclusion that to find a good man she would have him kill 19 other suitors, lookit the blood lust in her eyes, she must love him soooo much. xp

Inserts a long winded story with tons of hot air, Ahhhh Just my style.  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets Azred clones (you said it not me lol)

Inserts Tommy Lee Jones and a chicken suit  

[Azred Crimlean]

Yaya, I 'll get the other me too work then I'll rule the forum boards!

Gets Batman Forever's Two Face (Ugh)

Inserts the Cool and waaaay too short lived Aaron Eckhart's Two Face  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets quality entertainment and a beefcake mrgreen heh heh

Inserts a batarang  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets A sharp piece of confused metal, that won't come back no matter how you throw it and is wondering why it was once named after a curved self fetching stick.

Inserts the Golden Calf  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets an angry Moses chasing you with a stone tablet shouting "False idle! False Idle! Wheres my marshmallow!?"

Inserts a scotch bonnet pepper  

[OneCrystalSnowAngel]

wahmbulance Gets a firemans hose, so you put out the flames shooting out of your ears mouth and in your guts!!! wahmbulance burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes

Inserts: aglet  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets something to keep my pants on, oops guess not? xp

Inserts a Metal Comb with serial killer scalp crusties caught in its teeth  

[-Stumblefoot-]

gets jumped by a swarm of FBI agents and held in tiny room for five houres while they ask you the same question again and again "How did you aquire this comb sir, What relation are you to this person ect ect)

Inserts philosophers stone  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a smart alec wizardling and his two misfit consorts, solving the mysteries of a hidden school like some magic casting dogless prepubescent scooby gang.

Inserts my-.... A, I met to say "A" pleasure paddle.  

[luckygirl2113]

Gets: happy
Inserts: a notebook  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets sad, memories of a lost love and kisses in the rain(I didn't quite watch the movie, I don't really know what its about, lol)

Inserts a Lock and Key to the cursed treasure of La Isle de Muerta  

[Lynette_Tigerkitten]

Gets a pot of cursed gold.

Inserts: shedded puppy hair  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a vacume cleaner sales man on your doorstep

Inserts bleached denim hot pants