True or false

[wiccan j]

Very very very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xp

Would hire someone for sex  

[MrCal1]

False... I'm too damn cheap!

Will have "playtime" with herself with in the next week  

[wiccan j]

LOL!! True & that's almost everynight!!


Will also have "playtime" with himself tonight  

[MrCal1]

Really???

False my butt is dragging

Will say good night ?  

[wiccan j]

True....goodnight

will say goodnight too  

[MrCal1]

True

Good night  

[Azred Crimlean]

He didn't leave me anything to answer?!

Is allergic to toilet paper  

[wiccan j]

Haha!! I know!!

No, I'm not! False!!! I can wipe my butt just fine with the stuff!! rofl

Loves to talk to trees  

[Azred Crimlean]

Only when I was younger and it was more like potted plants.

Baby talks to animals subconsciously thinking it is easier for them to understand "Who's my widdle snuggums cuddums nippohw kidden widden~"
As opposed to regular English.  

[wiccan j]

rofl True, but sometimes I think my subconscious speaks aloud than ppl stare!!

u like to drive naked in a speeding car  

[Azred Crimlean]

False I don't drive though one day I may go rollerblading in the nude, now that would be a sight to see!

You enjoy complaining about the stupidity of modern TV that you hate so much but can't stop watching.  

[wiccan j]

Yea it would be!! Let me know whenu go! rofl

False, I do not watch it so therefore I cannot complain!

Enjoys teasing my brain with your unwavering thought processes  

[Azred Crimlean]

Oh yes please! I enjoy imposing my thought process on anyone that's foolish enough to listen!

You like Blue Cheese and not just for eating.  

[wiccan j]

It's quite entertaining....I'm listening. GOSH! Now I sound like a shrink! i promise not to analyze you!

YUCK! FALSE! I do not like it at all, however ranch is a better choice, more smooth hehe

You want to own a hybrid car so you can help stop global warming  

[Azred Crimlean]

What just to have? That seems like a waste of money seeing as I don't drive.
False.

You are considering, but haven't quite switched over to recycled toilet paper, not to be mistaken for second hand toilet paper, recycled is made of paper not used toilet paper, which would without a doubt spread all manner of unsightly disease upon our sensitive and delicate naughty bits.