Give the person below you a command

[Miss Cider]

Hope you don't mind, but all I have is safety scissors. Oh well, they should do. Do ya wanna dye his lime green? I have a dye that makes glow inbthe dark! heart whee  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Try getting my hair now.


Stay still so that I can gas you!  

[MaximumDaddy]

*Puts on a gas mask* Ok! Go ahead!

Tye Eternal down with rope so someone can cut his damn hair.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

Waaiiit, it's okay now. He's wearing a helmet and protecting us from the ghastly sight of his hair.

Rip off the helmet and cut it anyway.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No!


*takes out sword* On your hands and knees!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Okayz... *cutting the hair on Eternal's voodoo doll and dyeing it pink* You should take hair care advice from me. My hair always looks great~ 3nodding

Go take out Eternal so I won't be flamethrower'd for this 4laugh  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

Okay. *hugs eternal*
Wait...what was I doing?


Go get a jet so we can send Eternal away...


[-mouse is back, and lurking.-]  

[Ayame-Yuura]

*sends Eternal*

Call the lurkers~! biggrin  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

Don't you know that a lurker can't call the lurkers?

LURKERS UNITE!

See? It always fails.

They just continue to lurk, and laugh.





ANYHOOS, fly to Narnia and bring me back a pile of snow.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

hAll naw!!

Give me a tape of the lurkers laughing! eek  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Can't you see I'm busy?!


Bring me more prisoners to behead.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Okay....*Delivers all the people behind PIPA & SOPA* Here ya go ! Some VERY deserving candidates !!!!!! twisted have fun !!!

Someone wanna get him Newt Gingrich and Michelle Bachman while we're at it ?  

[Ayame-Yuura]

*delivers the people*

Let's burn down the place where they keep any and all documentations of SOPA, PIPA and ACTA. While you're at it, hack their files, delete them and send a virus that can murder responsible governments! evil  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

But I'm just a simple dentist.


Have a seat so we can get started.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

No thanks...

Bring me a gun