The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately they didn't know what to do with them so everyone got them back.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately, the cats had poorly handled the hard drives and many people are getting their hard drives back damaged, leaving their files inaccessible.

Played with a smile

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately Geek Squad came to the rescue.  

[Tebasile]

...birds creep over tin roofs, like criminals with tap shoes...
I Hear Thunder

Unfortunately the hard drives weren't cat-insured

But Theres No Rain
...stain the glass with windows, extortionate and cold stare...

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately we were able to talk the Geek Squad guys into allowing the dog insurance plan cover the cat problem.  

[eleanne]

Unfortunately the insurance providers got angry and started massacring people in revenge. Scary. burning_eyes  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately the use-to-be-evil cats that had joined us attacked the massacring insurance providers!  

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately the insurance providers turned out to be Door to Door sales people instead

Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately no one likes those guys anyway so no one was upset about the mix up.  

[Tebasile]

...birds creep over tin roofs, like criminals with tap shoes...
I Hear Thunder

Unfortunately there was lots of dead bodies to dispose off...

But Theres No Rain
...stain the glass with windows, extortionate and cold stare...

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately due to this whole fiasco somehow the government has a plethora of shovels from an order mix up, so holes can be dug for the bodies!  

[Tebasile]

...birds creep over tin roofs, like criminals with tap shoes...
I Hear Thunder

Unfortunately mass graves requires a butt-load of boring paperwork.

But Theres No Rain
...stain the glass with windows, extortionate and cold stare...

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately there is a loophole in the paperwork that states mass graves for door to door salesmen are paperwork free because no one likes them anyways.  

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately no one volunteers to dig the mass graves because no one likes salesmen.

Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece

 

[Vengeful Elegance]

Fortunately there was a near by landfill.