Let's kill Jim.

[Master Alaric Voranth]

As he gets up, a needle was stuck in him. He goes to the doctor and they tell him he's got an advanced form of AIDS. KILL!!!! twisted  

[AmeKisaki]

Luckily, he had a scientist friend who got him a cure that wasn't on the market yet. Save.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

But, like ALL things not on the market yet, It was a placibo that contained the AIDS for a little while than "exploded" with full force! KIIIIIIILL!! twisted  

[AmeKisaki]

Luckily it had already come out of his rectum as waste. Save.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

But he still had AIDS and now he cought pnumonia!
KIIIIIILL!!!!!! twisted twisted  

[AxF-Death_the_kid]

then an alien come down from above with a cure for all diseases and cures jim. save.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

But then they deside to disect Jim to see why humans die to quickly.
KIIIIIILL!! evil  

[AmeKisaki]

What? Idiot. I had pnuemonia last summer and I'm still alive.

Luckily Jim was attractive to them, so they just used him as a kind of slave instead. SAVE  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

They do some sexual things that his body can't handle and he dies from shock!
KILL!! twisted  

[AmeKisaki]

So they were like Oh shiat! and cloned him into two and made them grow to regular Jim's age fast. When the Jims were back to being Jim, they sent one back to earth and kept the other as a toy. SAVE.  

[AxF-Death_the_kid]

but then the spaceship gets destroyed while flying back to earth. kill  

[AmeKisaki]

Luckily they were already in earth's atmosphere and he had a parachute. landed safely. SAVE  

[xneosanderz]

but then he landed on a river full of crocodilles and ate him !
KILL xD  

[AxF-Death_the_kid]

but the crocodiles swallowed him whole and he came out days later. save.

( he ate whatever came by him )  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Eww...
But as he came out, he was pulled by the current over the falls onto a rocky bottom!
Kill!