we have NURSES & Cabana BOYS - LOL ~ Geezerville

[iggies]

*Pounces in with the net and begins to securely tie Wretched to the reclining chair. Stepping back to admire their handy work.*

So Psyzapp, should we feed and water these two or go seeking the missing roofers? The smell of steaks might just bring them to us...  

[Psyzapp]

Whew. I think some nice steaks are in order. Workmen can't resist the smell of steaks on the grill and nice cold beer. Well done my friend…well done!  

[Wretched Soul]

WTF Watches the ladies inch their way to the ladder and slips his fingers inside his jeans pocket, fingering his utility knife. Pst, Stumble, keep a lookout. Slides the knife out of his pocket and slits the ropes, then eases out of the chair and cuts Stumble loose.

I think the ladies wanna have some fun with us, Stumble. Turnabout's fair play, all's fair in love and war, all that shiz, no? Gimme that rope, would ya twisted  

[Gilda Geezer]

Really, Jack. In case you hadn't noticed, you're outnumbered here. twisted

*Points at the PG13 rating* And you might be careful there, too. lol  

[Lil Brat]

PG13... lol ~ while he may be in grown body, I don't know if Jack's ever been beyond 13 ~ reminds me some of what they've done with Timmy xd  

[iggies]

*Peeks in on the hostages while the steaks are cooking...*

Uhno... Psyzapp, hun.. we have a small situation... not all bad, just a slight, change of plans twisted )

LOL Gilda, they are out numbered aren't they... (what PG-13 :: innocent face. gif:::

Lil Brat, That's where the Timmy story looked familiar! I did lurk here long before I joined 4laugh  

[Psyzapp]

What is it Iggies! *rushes to aid Iggies and sees that Stumble and Wretched are loose* DAG NABBIT! *jumps up onto nearby table and starts swinging whip in the air* I WARNED YOU GUYS THERE WOULD BE TROUBLE! *cracks whip and flings the utility knife right out of Jacks hand and it flings across the room* NOW WERE GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON! *cackles wildly*  

[iggies]

*Ducks behind the bar and finds with relief another net unharmed from the fire. Rushing in to aid Psyzapp*

We have to round them up, for womankind.. they are rare in this world and must be held captive for the sake of their survival!> Tosses a net in the direction of Stumble and Jack*

I think the paddle's still intact too!  

[Psyzapp]

*Psyzapp leaps off of table and runs behind bar to get the paddle and some shackles.* Hurry Iggies, we need to secure them! *hands Iggies some of the shackles*  

[Wretched Soul]

Damn, them gals are fast Watches knife go sailing through the air Stumble, man, you're on your own. Slips out the door, into the truck and he's gone.

Sheet, guess I'm gonna hafta bring out my crew a lady roofers to finish this up. Freaking Labor Insurance goes up ever single time I work around the elderly. Leastways the elder gents are easier on the girls than these ladies seem to be with the menfolk. sweatdrop  

[iggies]

*Watches the truck pull out.* That was the last net too.. Well.... *Smells the steaks smoking in the back* Ooooh dinner's nearly done! Psyzapp, I'll see if the steak calls down the other workmen, but we can feed Stumble at least.

I wonder why Wretched wouldn't stay for dinner. I added bubbles to the hottub too. I need a massage now too. wink  

[Psyzapp]

*goes over and grabs Stumble and secures his hands with the shackles* Come with me young man, you need a bath. *Leads Stumble over to the hot tub and escorts him in* There ya go. A nice bubblie bath for you. Iggies and I will make you a nice juicy steak and clean you up. I can't believe Wretched left us. What a sissy he turned out to be. Not like our man Stumble here—100% Hunkalicious.  

[iggies]

*Rolling a food cart over to the huttub filled with hot juicy steaks, in all forms of cooked, rare, medium rare, well done and charcoal. A pile of grilled summer vegetables, a plate of grill baked potatoes, corn on the cob and cobbobs. There is also 3 potato salad, coleslaw, tossed green salad and a cooler of beers, wine, and a few bottles missing labels from behind the bar. *

We better be gentle with Stumble though, he does look a bit in shock. Hey look I managed to not start a fire again. *Sets out the foods and looks at the damage.* I was hoping that this would draw the attention of our missing nurses and cabana boys that us elderly shouldn't be left to our own. *sigh* So would should we do tomorrow night Psyzapp? *Theme song to Pinky and the Brain starts up in the background, somehow*  

[Psyzapp]

*It's Pinky and the Brain…it's Pinky and the Brain…one is a genius…the other's insane…to prove their mousey worth…they'll overthrow the earth…they're Pinky…they're Pinky and the Brain, Brian, Brain, Brain…Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain…BRAIN* blaugh

Iggies you are quite the chef! Look at this fantastic meal. Stumble are you hungry?
*looks at Stumble* Oh Stumble, you aren't frightened of a couple of innocent women are you? We just want a little personal attention, that's all.

I surely thought that this great feast would entice our workmen. Or at least the fire would bring on some firemen to aid us. *turns and looks at Iggies* Do not worry my friend, I shall use all of my cunning and wits to come up with a sinister plan so that we can try and TAKE OVER THE WORLD…ahem, I mean Cabana Boys.  

[iggies]

*Blushes* Thank you, I had help though. I guess we will have left overs for a while.... and there is dessert too. I'm a little worried though, Stumble hasn't spoken in a while.... Maybe I should put his in the blender and make it liquefied and see if that revives him at all.

Oh you have your towel, I thought we could always soak or swim later too. Dang where are them youngins when one needs them? I'll have to hobble my old self to get sunblock.