Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to shoot spears out of your armpits.  

[Banryu Halberd]

The power to create bats from the corpses of those you bludgeon.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to twist the necks of your enemies by saying "pickle sandwiches".  

[Ariemea]

The power to levitate.... yourself, others, objects, it doesn't matter.  

[333sama333]

The power to turn cherry blossoms into mini knives! whee  

[OhMyCandyBar]

the power to blind people  

[Zera Stardust]

Super pheromones  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to turn people's heads into watermellons.  

[Sumimachine]

Power to be the most boring security guard anyone would ever meet at the mall.  

[-Ayo Bubbz-]

The Power 2 Touch People And They Die =o  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

The power to be able to say the word "What" and have people fall over laughing.

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to solve any case, no matter how difficult.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to turn anything into a toy model of itself.  

[333sama333]

The power to burp pigeons.  

[Sumimachine]

Power to donate blood endlessly. You never run out of blood.