Answer a question with a question

[FallenSammy]

would it upset you if i lost the page?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

*sniffles* arent these tears your answer?  

[FallenSammy]

don't you realise i hate to see you cry?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

cant it rain so it hides my tears?  

[FallenSammy]

do you know any rain dances?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

is the lambada a rain dance?  

[FallenSammy]

how should i know?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

arent you the expert?  

[FallenSammy]

why do you think i'm the expert?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

arent you smart?  

[FallenSammy]

do i come across as smart to you?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

would you be hurt if i said you come across as a smart a**?  

[FallenSammy]

would my tears break your heart?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

do we have to find out?  

[FallenSammy]

are you scared?