True or false

[wiccan j]

Ok, I love our planet but FALSE!! That is a delicate area and needs the lotion kind ya know?

Would voluteer to help th eprison inmates pick up trash along our highways  

[Azred Crimlean]

False, I would volunteer, but why would I volunteer specifically with inmates? that just seems kinda stupid. Remember, just cause you can, doesn't mean you should!

Enjoys a good cup of pig lard every now and again, preferably with their breakfast, a couple stripes of Bacon a few Sausage links some Ham, mmmmm.  

[wiccan j]

True to the latter (ham), hold the pig lard please. That just made me gain like 30 pounds dude!

likes to wear fuzzy pink bunny slippers  

[Azred Crimlean]

If you get me a pair I'll wear 'em, I'm not so insecure with my masculinity that I wouldn't wear pink slippers, Ha, I'd do it just to try and shock ppl that know me.

Likes going commando  

[wiccan j]

True!!!!! Those things are so confining twisted

Likes women who know exactly what they want  

[Azred Crimlean]

True, I've always had a thing for girl that have a bit of attitude and aren't little princesses.

Enjoys eating odd things  

[wiccan j]

False, I don't eat odd things or strange for that matter. I like to know what I'm eating

Wants a garden with a variety of herbs to call his own  

[Azred Crimlean]

semi true, I enjoy learning about things like that, but currently haven't the home or patience for herbalism.

Wishes places like Hoggwarts were real  

[georgecat]

True. Are you trying to tell me that Hoggwarts isn't real? crying

Loves Carrot Top the comedian.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

False, never heard of him/her

you have a secret fetish involving bacon sandwiches  

[wiccan j]

False, I don't like bacon that much

wishes to be in two places at once  

[-Stumblefoot-]

True! (ehem!) lol

Tiptoes on the razors edge  

[wiccan j]

wink
True for some things (ehem) but pretty much solid when it comes to my kids

wants a balcony with their new place to live  

[-Stumblefoot-]

True! Only theres no "their" in the equassion cry im single

Has special buttons in unusual places  

[wiccan j]

oops! sorry, with ur new place!! lol

True, I can't elaborate on that one!!

wants to find those special buttons and unusual places