Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

(lol well, you're dressed like a lady of the night and surrounded by animals XD)

She would always leave at night and stand at a lamp-post talking to strangers XD  

[MaronKuzaka]

(You are so dead XD)

He would never strip for me, he would even shower with his clothes gonk *failure at peeking*  

[Hotaru Yamada]

She always had this conveniently placed soccer ball blocking the view.  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

the eyes scared me  

[Princess Zelda21]

She was being a total creep and wouldn't let me get dressed in privacy! Ugh! *shudders*  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

she called me a she!  

[Princess Zelda21]

(Sorry, didn't mean to!)
He wouldn't quit stalking me wherever I went.  

[MaronKuzaka]

xd

She played an innocent woman but when ever I would ask "then where did you get the baby from?" she would blush and change the topic. ARGH!  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

liked the view but not the creepy hooded old dude following her... made me wonder what she did on those business trips XD  

[MaronKuzaka]

(You are so asking for it XD)

He would always hide my football from me >.>  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

She kept getting angry for some reason when I asked where she went for five hours at midnight XD (i'm guessing the avi is scottish?)  

[littlestumpy]

hs kept sneaking out on me  

[Princess Zelda21]

He kept trying to get intimate with me while I was sleeping.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Didn't like to take long walks on the beach.

 

[MaronKuzaka]

She would always make me jealous, I started to think she cheats on me... I was going crazy about it gonk crying